16 Apr 2008

Wacky Words of Wisdom I

My friend Xenophon with whom I lost contact had some weird and wacky words of wisdom: Here are two I remember.

  1. On football/cricket: Why watch 22 big hard-back men chase a little helpless ball around a field, when you can get a woman to play with yours?
  2. To a friend who couldn't dance: Put a stick of chalk in your arse, back up to a wall and write a figure 8 sideways. When you can write the alphabet backwards, you're a pro!