14 Jun 2008

Wanting bail? A tip for you

If you're a duncey, and beat a man black and blue till he gives you his bankcard PIN number, then tief $90,000 from him, you can expect to pay $200,000 bail money.

If you're between 15 and 19 and a student accused of stealing an exam paper, your bail will be set at $1,000,000.