27 Nov 2009

A whackerman whacks

Robbery

Taking a leaf out of ‘Scene’s book, I show you that dunceys are born in England too. This scanned photo is courtesy the Birmingham Mail.

Christopher Walker, aged 19, robbed a security guard of £25,000 by whacking him behind his knee with a stick, and taking off with the cash box…. to his house a mere 5 doors down from the bank.

After being fired from his job with the local Council as (of all things) a whackerman, Walker admitted to ‘giving in to temptation’ because he was broke. The sentence given was 2 1/2 years by the way.

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