25 Feb 2010

More duncey dotishness

Allyuh readers know I does come dong kinda hard on dem duncies. I doh intentionally do so yuh know… is jess dat sometimes dey does surpass deyself in de dotish arena.

Take for example de duncey who charge a man fuh driving WITH a number plate attached to his car.

One WPC Mohammed laid the charge. Of course, the magistrate let the defendant go with the advice that he should "Frame it [the ticket], because they charged you with obeying the law."

As I pointed out on many an occasion, yuh cyah take people with 3 ‘O’ levels, and educate dem, teach dem to read, write, spell, and learn de law, in de 6 months dey in de barracks.