16 Mar 2010

Received in an email

I was in the coffee shop yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart.

The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my drink and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my I-Pod.

Thank heavens I don’t own an iPod, eh…