Cry me a river

Nafeesa Mohammed, niece of Kamaluddin Mohammed (former PNM bigwig) and a deputy political leader of the PNM herself, is crying a river. Apparently she was ejected from a contract position at the AG's office. She expresses surprise. I prefer the term 'dotishness'.

The comments highlight the support the AG's office has and also outlines the argument why she should have resigned posthaste following election. She didn't learn from Manning, who is now one of the two most disgraced politicians ever to trod T&T's political landscape. Disgrace and embarassment usually finds those who refuse to see sense.

Balls

Talking about sports (and be reminded, I am NOT a fan) I could not help but notice a correlation between men and sports involving balls. I wonder why? Don't they already have enough to play with? Or persuade a woman to play with?

Coincidence? I think not

Just came out from spending 2 nights at Mt Hope Hospital. Seems like Trinidad does not agree with me...

Jamaica 1980 comes to Dongkey Rock

Well I jes get up. Ah eh wash meh face good self and a gorn on dee Guardian website 2010-07-04. And w’at hit meh. Somik about ‘Lock Dong’ (aka Lock Down). WTF going dong dey man.
Well now dey step up joint police and army patrols on weekends explained PM Kamla P-B.

Interestingly Kamla would recall no doubt, Jamaica 1980-ish. I was dey when she was day. So she knows what went on in Jamaica back den. “W’at?” – yuh arksin'. Exactly w’at going on now is w’at went on in Jamaica – dis business about rong dee clock joint patrols.

No – ah not saying dey wrong to put these patrols in place. So doh read meh wrong here. What I am saying – as I’ve said many times before – is that there is a common  pathology that affects some Caribbean nations. Eef you want to lorn about whey Dongkey Rock going, jes study whuh happened in Jamaica – at least from 1980.

I doh really like tuh hope an’ t’ing becuz dee Cap’n doh live on hope. When I on dee open road or sailing the seven seas I doh hope I know whey I going – I knows whey I going. However, on dis occasion – wid a new gov’t comin een – ah hope t’ings eh go dee Jamaican way.

Kamla seems to be surrounded by some very bright people. Look – ah say some, not all ah dem bright right. So jes calm dong. So wha’ a mean tuh say is dat hopefully intelligence will prevail in this new regime – unlike in the previous regime where dunciness prevailed. Intelligence is the ability to adapt to novel and changing circumstances, and to apply human conative processes to predict the likelihood of events or bring about predicted changes. Quote dee Cap’n on dat.

Enjoy allyuh lock dong – ah hope it doh las’ forever – becuz dat cyah be a real and wholesome way of life. Allyuh country need to go back tuh a time when yuh didn’t have tuh live in steel cages, when yuh could leave yuh front door open and not worry, when yuh never had tuh duck and dive from bullet and stray penises.

BTW – las’ night I forget my front door open. It was slightly ajar when I went dong arong 01:00 tuh lock up. Well ah get a bit worried dat somik might be missing. But everything was in order! “Aaye – dis is Englan’ “ – ah had tuh remind mehself unnecessarily!

Godspeed to all.

Cocaine rats.. again!! And AG angered by Philbert.

Boy, I does have tuh laugh oui.

“…8 packets of drugs which were found at the home of a St Ann’s man in 1998 weighed a total of 18.712 kilogrammes.”

Dat den turn out at court to be 7 kg less than the weight measured by officers from the then known Organised Crime and Narcotics Unit (OCNU). Dey talking how scale eh calibrate an’ all kinda ting. Look – I sittin 5500 miles away and I know is cocaine rats dat eat dee dam cocaine!! Dey couldah jes arks me.

 

Well in odda news Anand Ramlogan vex. Doh arks – he vex wid Philbert who about tuh get dee kick anyway.

Basically millions have been looted from  the site of the controversial church project at the Heights of Guanapo.

Click dee better looking picture for dee full story!! LMAO!!