17 Aug 2011

The cure for Hinduism

 

Woman in a Goan beach shack to owner: " Why don`t you have steak on the menu?!!"

Owner:  " I am Hindu ma’am, no beef or pork "

Woman:  " Well can’t you find a cure for it ? "

Partner says to woman:  " Hindu is his religion ma’am. They can’t eat beef or pork "

Woman:   "Oh dear! Shame - and he seemed such a nice man as well."