Woman in a Goan beach shack to owner: " Why don`t you have steak on the menu?!!"
Owner: " I am Hindu ma’am, no beef or pork "
Woman: " Well can’t you find a cure for it ? "
Partner says to woman: " Hindu is his religion ma’am. They can’t eat beef or pork "
Woman: "Oh dear! Shame - and he seemed such a nice man as well."
