19 Jan 2012

Too good not to pass on

A woman is having sex with her lover in an apartment 20 stories high...

Suddenly her husband returns from a long trip, and she hears him approaching in the apartment, so she tells the lover, “Do not move at all… I will resolve this situation!”

In comes the husband: “who is this ?” asked the husband.

Wife: “oh sweetie… this is jus a robot I bought to have sex with when u not around, so that I don’t have to cheat with your friends or with the neighbours…"

I did it because u spend all the time travelling and u know that I…uhhm… have needs !!”

Husband: “oh honey I understand perfectly well… I believe u… ok let’s do a quickie now, I came home as fast as I can and I’m extremely horny now !!”

Wife: “ OH NO DARLLING… yesterday I got my period… you better take a bath, I’ll prepare you something to eat ...”

The lover is left with the husband in the room alone, while the wife walked out…

Husband: “Damn I’m so f*cking horny... I am going to f*ck this robot instead..”

He tries entering the robot from behind…

With a metallic and robotic voice, the lover proclaims :

“SYSTEM ERROR! WRONG HOLE !!… SYSTEM ERROR! WRONG HOLE !!”

The husband says: “f*ck this crappy robot… I’m going to throw it out of the goddamn window !!”

The lover realises that he’s 20 stories high in the apartment and exclaims:

“SOFTWARE UPDATE !!!! SOFTWARE UPDATE !!!!

YOU MAY TRY AGAIN… I REPEAT… TRY AGAIN !!!”

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