A woman is having sex with her lover in an apartment 20 stories high...
Suddenly her husband returns from a long trip, and she hears him approaching in the apartment, so she tells the lover, “Do not move at all… I will resolve this situation!”
In comes the husband: “who is this ?” asked the husband.
Wife: “oh sweetie… this is jus a robot I bought to have sex with when u not around, so that I don’t have to cheat with your friends or with the neighbours…"
I did it because u spend all the time travelling and u know that I…uhhm… have needs !!”
Husband: “oh honey I understand perfectly well… I believe u… ok let’s do a quickie now, I came home as fast as I can and I’m extremely horny now !!”
Wife: “ OH NO DARLLING… yesterday I got my period… you better take a bath, I’ll prepare you something to eat ...”
The lover is left with the husband in the room alone, while the wife walked out…
Husband: “Damn I’m so f*cking horny... I am going to f*ck this robot instead..”
He tries entering the robot from behind…
With a metallic and robotic voice, the lover proclaims :
“SYSTEM ERROR! WRONG HOLE !!… SYSTEM ERROR! WRONG HOLE !!”
The husband says: “f*ck this crappy robot… I’m going to throw it out of the goddamn window !!”
The lover realises that he’s 20 stories high in the apartment and exclaims:
“SOFTWARE UPDATE !!!! SOFTWARE UPDATE !!!!
YOU MAY TRY AGAIN… I REPEAT… TRY AGAIN !!!”
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