8 Aug 2012

Washing machine

A Jamaican man is walking behind his wife and says, "Honey, you backside big like ah washing machine, yuh get suh fat."

The woman nuh say nuttin and keeps walking.

Bed time, the man ah beg her fe lickle sex. The woman seh, "Me cyan start de washing machine fe such a small load.

Yuh haf fe hand wash!"